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"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

Haircuts

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Curling your hair for no reason

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Working from Home during COVID-19

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

Haircut Kit. The salesman said this self hair cutting kit will quickly pay for itself! Not to mention the money you'll save because you won't leave the house for weeks!

Dying your hair red at home

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Working from home.

"One wish left and you burn it on a mullet?"

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

Feng Shui Department

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

"And then I discovered Cut-Your-Own-Hair tutorials on YouTube..."

"I'm sorry I didn't have time to cook so I ordered in a pizza."

'The architect speaks: I discarded Frank LLoyd Wright...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'