Hair Challenger Pillows

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Lawnmower

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"What's with your hair?"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Please seat to be weighted.

"She massages egos."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

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'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

Spring cleaning.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Rapunzel on prom night.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Comb over club.

"Of course I love your long hair Rapunzel. But maybe you could shave your legs just once in a while?"

"Naturally curly hair."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"What? It's been ten years. . . She's had six kids for goodness sake. She can't still be the fairest of them all!"