Hair Challenger Pillows

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"What's with your hair?"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"She massages egos."

Please seat to be weighted.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Spring cleaning.

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

sale

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Rapunzel on prom night.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

"Of course I love your long hair Rapunzel. But maybe you could shave your legs just once in a while?"

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Naturally curly hair."

Comb over club.