Hair Challenger Prints

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Lawnmower

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"What's with your hair?"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Please seat to be weighted.

"She massages egos."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

sale

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

Spring cleaning.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Rapunzel on prom night.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Comb over club.

"Of course I love your long hair Rapunzel. But maybe you could shave your legs just once in a while?"

"Naturally curly hair."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"What? It's been ten years. . . She's had six kids for goodness sake. She can't still be the fairest of them all!"