Height Challenger Pillows

Winners

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

Tossing for it.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tightrope Walker.

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

Man on stilts on a date.

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"Here's your problem."

Mount Everest.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

No U Turn.

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'