Height Challenger Pillows

Winners

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

You've got to admire his spunk.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

Man on stilts on a date.

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"Here's your problem."

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Mount Everest.

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"This is doing nothing for my abs."