Height Hopeful Pillows

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Not The Real Me

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

Mount Everest.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Ascent Attempt.

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Drop the rock!'