Height Challengers Pillows

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

"It's true: no more burpees."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'Prove it.'

Man on stilts on a date.

Mount Everest.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

No U Turn.

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.