Height Conquerors Pillows

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Mount Everest.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Because it's there!

No U Turn.

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.