Height Conquerors Pillows

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Mount Everest.

Because it's there!

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

No U Turn.

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.