Climbing Conqueror Pillows

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

King of the Mountain

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

BMX riding in Bavaria

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

The Top of the Mountain.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Woman on Top

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."