Climbing Conqueror Gifts

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

King of the Mountain

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Bad times to sneeze

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Skier gets caught in the thaw

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Please use next mountain.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

BMX riding in Bavaria

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

The Top of the Mountain.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'