Peak Conqueror Gifts

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.

Because it's there!

Mountaineer dive-bombed by bird

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Please use next mountain.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.