Mountain Conqueror Gifts

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Here comes the really hard part!"

I thought you brought the camera!

"Why do you need my advice, my son? You're on top of the world!"

'Warning: anti-climb paint.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman on Top

You Have New Mail

"I hate that guy."

Graduation

'Too late-that University team have pipped us!'

Rubbish and Everest

'Emergency department: 200m'

Back in 10 minutes.

A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.

'It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...'

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

"Actually, me climbing Mt. Everest was true. the part about me being proficient in database management and QuickBooks was a lie."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."

'We've done it,chaps-we've climbed Table Mountain!'

Rock Climbing Businessmen.

Mountain Climbing Toll.

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

Dinosaur Climbing

Sign on Mountain - KEEP OFF THE GRASS

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I met a chap the other day who'd never climbed Everest."

Bad times to sneeze

Skier gets caught in the thaw

The Promised Land Has Now Moved To Exciting New Premises!

For crying out loud, we're back where we started – You really are terrible with directions.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Message: I care."