Trail Conqueror Gifts

'Mountain goats are soft.'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

Bicycle puncture

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Hither and Yon sign

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Rubbish and Everest

For sale - Used only Once.

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

BMX riding in Bavaria

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

The Top of the Mountain.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Skier gets caught in the thaw

Please use next mountain.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.