Outdoor Conqueror Gifts

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Rubbish and Everest

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Orienteering 101

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

BMX riding in Bavaria

The Top of the Mountain.

You finished Netflix

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Skier gets caught in the thaw

Please use next mountain.