Camping Conqueror Gifts

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Just call me Picasso!

Commutobile

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Monday morning is nigh.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

You finished Netflix

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Abstract painter

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'The mARTyr'

Speleologist

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."