Competition Conqueror Gifts

'We feel that being one step ahead of the competition is no longer an adequate buffer zone.'

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

The trim reaper

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Good Luck!

Too big to fail

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

For sale - Used only Once.

Supermarket Merge

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Back To School

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Final Exams Tip

Access Denied!

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

A Learning Curve.

"Nice hopping. Now what?"