Conference Conqueror Gifts

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why am I running?

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

For sale - Used only Once.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Supermarket Merge

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."