Console Conqueror Gifts

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'Mum told me to play outside.'

Second lifeReal life.

"I used you printer to print out a list of things I want for Christmas."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

My brother likes computer games.

Giant Remote Control.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

Rage.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Must get a longer cable."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Game Addiction

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"When is it my turn?"

Computer Gamers.

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Sale.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'