Game Console Conquerors Gifts

"It's the only way we can get through to them!"

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Second lifeReal life.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Why am I running?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

CEO's office in a safe.