Keyboard Conqueror Gifts

"How's your blogging going?"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"That's right, now turn around and lie down, then stretch out so you're pressing every key at once."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Rage.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

A woman playing a keyboard

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."