Keyboard Conqueror T-Shirts

"How's your blogging going?"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Rage.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Second lifeReal life.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Computer Life

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."