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"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'How to beat a computer.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Rage.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Crop duster wanted.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I am not a robot.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"