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Crop duster wanted.

McAlistar's aim was true.

Rage.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Access Denied!

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

CEO's office in a safe.