Chemical Conqueror T-Shirts

Celebrate the nerd in them with our chemical conqueror t-shirts. Perfect for lab days or casual outings, these tees showcase their passion for chemistry with witty style.

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Crop duster wanted.

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McAlistar's aim was true.

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Rage.

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A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

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A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

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'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.' mockup

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

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Why am I running?

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"Must get a longer cable."

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

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'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

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'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!' mockup

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

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'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.' mockup

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

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"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

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"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

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Female chemotherapy warrior.

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"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation." mockup

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

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'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.' mockup

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

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'He works in Acquisitions.'

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"You go pillage. I can loot from here." mockup

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

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"...and how often do you feel monkas?" mockup

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

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Access Denied!

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'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

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'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

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'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

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"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

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"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

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'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.' mockup

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

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'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

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