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Writer’s Blockade

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Building Blocks.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Am Awful Crammer.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Crop duster wanted.

Art Plagiarism

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

A woman's work is never done!

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

CEO's office in a safe.

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."