Creative Conqueror Gifts

Writer’s Blockade

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Building Blocks.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Why am I running?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Am Awful Crammer.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Crop duster wanted.

Art Plagiarism

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Supermarket Merge

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

A woman's work is never done!

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."