Cyber Conqueror Gifts

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Keeping warm.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Crop duster wanted.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Kevin had a computer virus.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'I am not a robot.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Spam.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

'He works in Acquisitions.'