Communication Conqueror Gifts

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Crop duster wanted.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

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Seeing the marriage counselor.

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"