Speech Conqueror Gifts

"Now tell me more about your fear of speaking in front of an audience."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Ban on Free Speech

Dialogue

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

MLK

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Yoga To-Do

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Jerry Brown.

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Censorship is killing free society.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Mr Micawber Delivers some Valedictory Remarks

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"