Digital Conqueror Gifts

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"...When I was about to hit 'new order', an alert popped up telling me my city was being marched on by an enemy alliance."

Rage.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Internet Cafe.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Crop duster wanted.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Careerist

'I am not a robot.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"