Game Conqueror Gifts

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Gamers

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Contest to enter the University

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Computer Gamers.

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

University of Adversity.