Board Game Conqueror Gifts

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"The slave Spartacus has picked this week's lottery numbers!"

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Second lifeReal life.

Gamers

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Contest to enter the University

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

University of Adversity.