Chessboard Conqueror Gifts

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Second lifeReal life.

Just call me Picasso!

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Gamers

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'My right brain isn't working.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Computer Gamers.