Chessboard Conqueror Mugs

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Just call me Picasso!

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Gamers

Second lifeReal life.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"