Cardboard Conqueror Mugs

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Just call me Picasso!

The trim reaper

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Have a good weekend!"

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

World's cheapest car

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"Stop staring"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"If you work hard and put in the hours, there's nowhere to go but up."

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

Painter's Duel.

"How was your day?"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."