Cart Conqueror Mugs

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Just call me Picasso!

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"I love fast break business success."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

For sale - Used only Once.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

A Learning Curve.

Painter's Duel.

Access Denied!

"Stop staring"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

You finished Netflix

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.