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"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Just call me Picasso!

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The trim reaper

"I love fast break business success."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

For sale - Used only Once.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

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A Learning Curve.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

You finished Netflix

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'