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'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I love fast break business success."

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Welcome Ghost.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

CEO's office in a safe.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."