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'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"I love fast break business success."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Welcome Ghost.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'Time manager'

CEO's office in a safe.

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'