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'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Why am I running?

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Welcome Ghost.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'Time manager'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

CEO's office in a safe.

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."