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"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

A Learning Curve.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

CEO's office in a safe.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Contest to enter the University

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."