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'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Rage.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Access Denied!

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

CEO's office in a safe.

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'