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Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Just call me Picasso!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

A Learning Curve.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Mountain climber error.

Abstract painter

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Speleologist

'The mARTyr'

Big City Bank Loan manager

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

Cricket.

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"My art is bigger than life."

Artist

'How much longer.'