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"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Homo Gamus

Gamers

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Letter writing lady.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Tango

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

A Learning Curve.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

To do list

Missing Sock

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."