Charm Conqueror Gifts

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Homo Gamus

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Gamers

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Letter writing lady.

Tango

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

A Learning Curve.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

To do list

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"