Compulsion Conqueror Gifts

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

What My Day Feels Like

Homo Gamus

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

To do before Saturday...

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Commutobile

Second lifeReal life.

Gamers

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"