Controller Conqueror Gifts

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

Jeff decided to realise his potential and fulfil his wildest dreams...as soon as he'd completed this level.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Computer Gamers.

Rage.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Homo Gamus

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Gamers

Second lifeReal life.

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

A Learning Curve.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"The classics can be so intimidating."