Controller Conqueror Gifts

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

Jeff decided to realise his potential and fulfil his wildest dreams...as soon as he'd completed this level.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Computer Gamers.

Rage.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Homo Gamus

Gamers

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

A Learning Curve.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'