Remote-control Conqueror Gifts

Exercising in front of a tv was fun until we started fighting over which news channel to watch.

Rage.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Must get a longer cable."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Crop duster wanted.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Computer Gamers.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"She died doing what she loved."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

TV Time

I resist all change, except for TV channels, of course!

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."