"I can't stand microwave managers."
Control Freak Conqueror Gifts
Looking for a gift for a control freak conqueror? Our collection features clever, amusing products that celebrate their leadership and organizational prowess. Perfect for anyone who loves to take charge, these items combine wit and style, making their space more fun and personalized. Whether it's a gift to inspire or just to make them smile, you'll find something that resonates with their energetic and commanding personality.
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
Remote control pirate bully
Rage.
What My Day Feels Like
Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...
"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
'You'll never believe the day I've had...'
"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
Second lifeReal life.
"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."
Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.
"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."
'These new video games are getting out of hand...'
In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray
"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"
'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'
IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND
"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."
Crop duster wanted.
College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower
Bedroom Traffic Control
"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."
A politician's dream come true...
"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."
'I hate running in the outside lane.'
Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.
The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.
"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'
Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out
'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'
"...and how often do you feel monkas?"
Control Freak Conqueror Gifts Collection
Control Freak Conqueror Mugs
Explore our collection of control freak conqueror mugs—humorous, stylish, perfect for their daily coffee or tea ritual.
Control Freak Conqueror Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate the control freak conqueror's personality—fun, comfy, and perfect for adding personality to their space.
Control Freak Conqueror Prints
Browse our prints inspired by control freak conquerors—bold designs that inspire confidence and fun in any room.
Control Freak Conqueror T-Shirts
Check out our control freak conqueror t-shirts—witty, bold designs that let them wear their leadership pride with humor.