Control Freak Conqueror Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with pillows that celebrate the control freak conqueror's spirited personality—comfy, funny, and uniquely theirs.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"I can't stand microwave managers." mockup

"I can't stand microwave managers."

from $19.00

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t" mockup

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

from $19.00

Remote control pirate bully

from $19.00

Rage.

from $19.00

What My Day Feels Like

from $19.00

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest... mockup

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

from $19.00

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?" mockup

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

from $19.00

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...' mockup

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

from $19.00

Second lifeReal life.

from $19.00

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often." mockup

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

from $19.00

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something." mockup

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

from $19.00

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle. mockup

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

from $19.00

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane." mockup

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

from $19.00

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

from $19.00

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...' mockup

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

from $19.00

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing." mockup

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

from $19.00

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray mockup

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

from $19.00

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!" mockup

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

from $19.00

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump." mockup

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

from $19.00

Crop duster wanted.

from $19.00

Bedroom Traffic Control

from $19.00

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower mockup

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

from $19.00

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos." mockup

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

from $19.00

A politician's dream come true... mockup

A politician's dream come true...

from $19.00

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ." mockup

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

from $19.00

'I hate running in the outside lane.' mockup

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

from $19.00

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them. mockup

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

from $19.00

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager. mockup

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

from $19.00

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?" mockup

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

from $19.00

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.' mockup

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

from $19.00

A Learning Curve.

from $19.00

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.' mockup

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

from $19.00

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!' mockup

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

from $19.00

"...and how often do you feel monkas?" mockup

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

from $19.00

Control Freak Conqueror Pillows Collection

Control Freak Conqueror Mugs

Explore our collection of control freak conqueror mugs—humorous, stylish, perfect for their daily coffee or tea ritual.

Control Freak Conqueror Prints

Browse our prints inspired by control freak conquerors—bold designs that inspire confidence and fun in any room.

Control Freak Conqueror T-Shirts

Check out our control freak conqueror t-shirts—witty, bold designs that let them wear their leadership pride with humor.