Control Freaks Pillows

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Remote control pirate bully

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Wash your hands

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

TV and cleaner

Car wash / Mouth wash

Bedroom Traffic Control

A politician's dream come true...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

'What a control freak!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'