Control Freak Appreciator Pillows

'Four wheel drive'

"How can I work with you constantly looking over my shoulder?"

Remote control pirate bully

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"By labeling it, I control it."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

I Pagliacci

Cow Kong

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Bedroom Traffic Control

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

A politician's dream come true...

Big business is not evil

'What a control freak!'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Igor Stravinsky

"...but, seriously..."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Editorial Control

"I am a control freak."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'