Macabre Appreciator Pillows

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

The End.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

HELLth Food Sprouts

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Cow Kong

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

I Pagliacci

Decaying corpse

Big business is not evil

Grim's Fairytales

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

No Right Turn (monster)

"We pay the living dead wage."

"...but, seriously..."

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Mom!!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Meet the Artist

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."